Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, which I guess is why the jokes about my name never get old. Thus, I have decided to embrace my destiny, friends. I am going to write a petition to the Sara Lee Corporation expressing their great need for me to take over the company. My credentials are these: My name is Sara(h) Lee. I baked an apple pie once. Nobody doesn't like me. And I live in Mississippi, where, I've just been informed, my namesake's great factory has just laid off half of the state. Needless to say, many in my home state are not very fond of the former Sara Lee. Therefore, I shall have to redeem her name. They must overthrow her and appoint me deli and sweets queen in her stead. I will run in the ranks of my dear friends Little Debbie, Wendy of Wendy's and our arch nemesis, Jenny Craig. Vote for me, friends. Vote for me - the new "Sarah Lee."
27 April 2007
Marrying into the Sara Lee Corporation
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, which I guess is why the jokes about my name never get old. Thus, I have decided to embrace my destiny, friends. I am going to write a petition to the Sara Lee Corporation expressing their great need for me to take over the company. My credentials are these: My name is Sara(h) Lee. I baked an apple pie once. Nobody doesn't like me. And I live in Mississippi, where, I've just been informed, my namesake's great factory has just laid off half of the state. Needless to say, many in my home state are not very fond of the former Sara Lee. Therefore, I shall have to redeem her name. They must overthrow her and appoint me deli and sweets queen in her stead. I will run in the ranks of my dear friends Little Debbie, Wendy of Wendy's and our arch nemesis, Jenny Craig. Vote for me, friends. Vote for me - the new "Sarah Lee."
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